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wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

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ariestess:

fuffylove:

qoyqoyi:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

this gives me hope.

if there is one person on the planet you should trust when it comes to books it’s Matilda

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captains-super-shield:

suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulu:

i want a tampon/pad advert where it’s just a woman in full battle uniform tearing through piles and piles of opponents with a sword and sometimes her bare hands and in the end while she’s standing on a pile of dead bodies a little blood trickles down her thigh and she sighs dramatically and the caption’s like

"YOU BELONG IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES.

NOT YOUR UTERUS.”

I HAVE WANTED THIS FOR SO LONG

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methamphet-amine:

rebekhaleesi:

we-r-who-we-blow:

crazygracefulburger:

iridessence:

we-r-who-we-blow:

I made a mashup of “Whip My Hair” and “I Write Sins Not Tragedies” …

oh mY GOD

WHY DOES THIS WORK NO

This is getting close to 25,000 plays. holy shit, thanks y’all

How do you even realize this is on point?

I can’t even

(Source: trees-do-the-talking)

methamphet-amine:

rebekhaleesi:

we-r-who-we-blow:

crazygracefulburger:

iridessence:

we-r-who-we-blow:

I made a mashup of “Whip My Hair” and “I Write Sins Not Tragedies” …

oh mY GOD

WHY DOES THIS WORK NO

This is getting close to 25,000 plays. holy shit, thanks y’all

How do you even realize this is on point?

I can’t even

(Source: trees-do-the-talking)

methamphet-amine:

rebekhaleesi:

we-r-who-we-blow:

crazygracefulburger:

iridessence:

we-r-who-we-blow:

I made a mashup of “Whip My Hair” and “I Write Sins Not Tragedies” …

oh mY GOD

WHY DOES THIS WORK NO

This is getting close to 25,000 plays. holy shit, thanks y’all

How do you even realize this is on point?

I can’t even

(Source: trees-do-the-talking)

"One of the most courageous decisions you will ever make is to finally let go of whatever is hurting your heart and soul."

Brigitte Nicole (via cityandcolourblind)

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wind-of-winter:

is she dead

wind-of-winter:

is she dead

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dramallamapie:

overland-frost:

runawayshounen:

One of the scariest things Dreamworks had done to their logo.

I KEEP FORGETTING DREAMWORKS DID THE RING ALSO.

DREAMWORKS DID THE RING? OH MY GOD I JUST-
GOD HELP ME I THOUGHT DREAMWORKS WERE NICE

dramallamapie:

overland-frost:

runawayshounen:

One of the scariest things Dreamworks had done to their logo.

I KEEP FORGETTING DREAMWORKS DID THE RING ALSO.

DREAMWORKS DID THE RING? OH MY GOD I JUST-

GOD HELP ME I THOUGHT DREAMWORKS WERE NICE

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awkward-at-best:

literally me if i get married

(Source: giffingtbbt, via hoolis)

secondchancecourtney:

We were not happy.

We were not happy.

We were not happy.

We were not happy.

We were not happy.

We were not happy.

We were not happy.

We were not happy.

Sometimes you just have to remind yourself, because nostalgia is a seductive liar.

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baiolicious:

im such an asshole but im also a v kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then im also such an asshole

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