I'm old enough to know better and too young to care. In a nutshell, I am a cynical fuck who enjoys... well, being a cynical fuck. I am convinced that I will become a crazy cat lady in the next 20 years. Anything else you wanna know, ask me.
i want a tampon/pad advert where it’s just a woman in full battle uniform tearing through piles and piles of opponents with a sword and sometimes her bare hands and in the end while she’s standing on a pile of dead bodies a little blood trickles down her thigh and she sighs dramatically and the caption’s like